Monday, February 04, 2008

valentine's day edition: 10 reasons why you should date a doctor

There's this super FUN group on Facebook called 10 Reasons Why You Should Date A Doctor:

And the reasons are...

1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4. You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!

These are some that others came up with...

10.1 They always have a strange new story to tell.
10.2 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
10.3 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
10.4 They can guide you in the gym.
10.5 Money!!! (although they work long hours for it)
10.6 Free medical samples!!
10.7 They are unshockable!!!
10.8 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
10.9 They always try to dress nice!!
10.10 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.


You know you're a doctor when...

1. You wake up at 6am on a weekend although you don't have work.
2. A sound of a van reversing with a beep makes you look for a phone number.
3. You feel there is something wrong if you don't have an exam coming up.
4. Can’t relax
5. Can wiz through a 300 page book in a day
6. Are sexually charged for no reason you can pinpoint!!
7. Watch Scrubs and laugh at yourself.
8. Use the phrase "I am a doctor" to get away with something.

9. You are always tired.
10. When you keep on asking for stuff that doesn't get done.
11. When you write more than a thousand words a day.
12. When you have no privacy.
13. When you look at a naked person on the beach and the first thing you notice is their appendectomy scar.
14. If you thought you have a disease you are studying about.
15. If you feel like your over worked and under paid.
16. If people call you Doctor.
17. You find yourself always carrying a pen even if you're on a night out.
18. When you forget to have a haircut.
19. Cannula please!!!!
20. Are expected to be in two places at the same time.
21. Are expected to know everything.
22. Are called in the middle of the night to sign a piece of paper.
23. Are dragged to the end of the world to talk to someone.
24. Are expected to smile everyday.
25. Don't understand what people mean when they talk about the "hospital smell".
26. When you can see someone's guts and think about food.
27. When you are not disgusted by the previous sentence.
28. If you can't remember what you ate they day before! But still manage to remember the blood results of every single patient you have.
29. You are always thinking about the next job.
30. You think green is a cool color to wear!!

P.S, disclaimer: text courtesy of 10 Reasons Why You Should Date a Doctor (Facebook group)

3 comments:

Robin said...

nice post...that really make me laugh alot..thx. Btw happy chinese new year and happy blogging

Anonymous said...

cool...i love this post.... cheers..

-mocha

shelbybaby said...

robin: gfxc... glad i offered some laughter :D

mocha: yeayyy!!

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