Thursday, January 26, 2006

cock-a-doodle-do

(Dopod)

I'm sitting in an orthopedics lecture and I'm not so sure if I should have just gone ahead and skipped it. As the residents hold some discussions, my eyelids are drooping constantly. It's only my 3rd day as a surgical intern but it already feels like a month. I feel so tired and everything is pretty overwhelming. I cleaned a post-diverticulitis surgery today. It was a 75-year old man and I felt so bad for him as he squirmed in utter pain while I rubbed soap about his open-wound. I think he’s gotten pretty used to me as I him making me finally understand the whole comfortable relationship doctors are taught to have with patients.

I’m in the Urology sub-division. Basically I see ALOT of penises every day. Regular dicks are much smaller than I imagined them to be. Perhaps I watch too much rainbow (aka porn). They aren’t pretty too… they’re slightly funny looking, have a bizarre smell and feel like condoms filled with lubricant jelly. They’re actually very soft sh*t. Sometimes I get afraid that I might tear them off or something. So I’ve seen my first dick in real life. Yeayyy for me!! It wasn’t very romantic so don’t even talk sexual but at least it’s really informative. Don’t really know what the hype is all about and why boys worship their dicks so much. I kinda like shoving those rubber catheters up their cocks. It must hurt like crazy ‘cos they’d groan really loudly and then get all lifeless. I suppose I can imagine, it’s like shoving a tube up mine. Still since it’s theirs not mine… *giggle* makes it kinda funny for me. I do try to be gentle but how gentle can one get? In the end you’re stuffing something up the blimmin’ urethra. I have yet to perform a rectal tussiae. There are so many tasks on my list that are still undone: taking blood, performing an i.v infuse WELL, skin test, SUTURING… just hope by the time Surgery ends, I’d at LEAST be at home with basic medical skills.

Surgeons are HOT.

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